Top Reasons Your Message Gets NO RESPONSE:

I got the idea to write this because I'm tired of guys sending me wack notes in attempts to try and holla @ me...so I compiled a list of rules w/ the help of my twitter fam...Read em and weep boys!

1. You say "hi u doin" -- its how are you doing..."hi u doin" makes no effin sense.

2. All you say is hello, hi, whats up... etc.

3. You say, "Hey Sexy" --I'm classy...dont come @ me w/ that sexy stuff. Sexy is not my name.

4. I'm nobody's "mama"..so I'd appreciate if you not call me that either.

5. I'm not your "baby" either...I'm a woman...not a baby..clearly I'm grown

6. I'm not attracted to you...

7. You have no picture...

8. Your screen name says something like "Make you scream" or "Pimpin aint easy" or anything w/ the word "boy" in it...I dont want a boy..I want a MAN!

9. You send me a message and if I dont read and respond right away you send me another one saying, "you aint gonna talk to me?" That just makes you seem desperate...and really makes me not want to talk to you!

10. You write me a 4-Page letter and it takes way too long to read...

11. And I know you send the same letter to every girl you see on myspace, blackplanet, facebook, etc because a friend of mine got the same thing from you! LMAO I know you saw her on my top friends...not smart @ all...

12. You live clear across the country...

13. Your lack of grammar skills... you send me a note saying "what it be like shawty"

14. You have a whole lot of girls all over your page: top friends, comments, pictures, etc...

15. The first thing you mention is that you want to "hook up" ...what do I look like...a HOE!?

16. You say, "What's your name?" --which lets me know you didnt read my profile and only wanted to send me a message because of my pic!

17. You didnt READ my profile...so you didnt see this list...and violated one of the rules! LMAO